"she a paianist at the CIM in Ohio, i play bass drum n we often hook up but she aint talkin to me know cuz i do sleep around n she dont like that" Had to run this through Google Translate to figure out what the hell he was trying to tell me. I guess the Cleveland Institute of Music doesn't really have a need for English courses in their curriculum. What are those things called that you hit the bass drum with? Mallets? This guy probably just uses his dick. He's giving her whiplash like J. K. Simmons. Mr. Holland would be proud.

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